What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 06:48

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
Have you ever heard of the god Priapus being the same as the god Phosphorus?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
A View to a Kill
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What is the STAR interview method?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What's at the center of Mars? Maybe the stench of rotten eggs - Space
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Where can I get sure fixed matches on Instagram?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…